| Charlie: | Face it, Alan, you've been an old fart since you were fourteen. |
| Alan: | What is that supposed to mean? |
| Charlie: | It means, how many eighth graders carry a briefcase and a pocketwatch? |
| Alan: | That was the Esperanto Club look. |
| Charlie: | Okay, well, unless you know where all the hot Esperanto chicks hang out, you're going to need to shake things up a little. |